"More tips on working with a Realtor" by Mike Lorrey
Just got off the phone with my brother, the real estate agent, asking how things are going with his FSP customers, feedback, etc. and what he said tends to jive with what other agents I've talked to say about us:
We are very difficult customers. So, I thought I'd write a little piece on the areas of difficulty, so that people can be aware of them, and try to be a bit more informative when proper, and circumspect when proper.
#1) Free Staters need to understand and accept that they are not like other real estate customers. We need to make our goals and intentions about what sort of property we are looking for clear when we talk to an agent.
Several Porcs have mentioned to me that their agents are generally incredulous at the idea that you would want property that is unzoned, preferably even with no local building inspector. Not all Porcs are looking for this sort of property, but those that do need to understand that this is NOT NORMAL for buyers to want this sort of land, unless they are buying large amounts of raw land. For this reason, you need to be very clear about this if this is your goal, so that the agent doesn't waste his or your time showing you properties that don't meet your criteria.
#2) Real estate agents are not suitable targets for libertarian evangelism. The agent is interested in your business, and making you happy. He or she is not interested in sipping the kool-aid. You do not want to give people the idea that libertarians are just another brand of Jehovah's Witness, Mormon, or Hare Krishna. Real Estate agents know EVERYBODY in their communities, and if you convince them you are a fruitcake, that will color your entire experience in the future in that town. It is as wrong to evangelize libertarianism to your real estate agent as it is to ask them out on a date, or even more wrong. Believe me, if you want to come here and fit in, and get elected, it is very important that you do not come across as some sort of evangelist for the great libertarian way. People will have plenty of time after you move in to get to know you and decide that you are a nice person with quaint or eccentric ideas who means well, or discover that they agree with you on many if not most things.
#3) Covenants: lots of properties have em. Those that have been under human habitation and development for longer are more likely to have covenants. Even subdivided lots, particularly HIGH VALUE VIEW LOTS, have covenants on them to preserve the real estate value. This is because for the majority of the world, a great view is ruined if someone builds a pig farm or a trailer next door. Unless you are buying raw undivided land, of 10 or more acres, you should always assume the lot has covenants. It is extremely rude to go off on rants about "big brother" at your real estate agent when you find out the lot has covenants (see rule #2).
#4) People assume you are normal until you open your mouth. First impressions matter, and if you decide to disclose that you are libertarians, or Free Staters, to your agent, or worse, break rule #1, 2, or 3, you need to be prepared for issues. It is a matter of relevant issues vs boundary issues. That you want no zoning, no boilding code, no covenants, is information your agent needs to know, and know that these things are non-negotiable, is necessary. You do not need to tell them your political orientation or memberships in certain groups. If an agent presses you on why you want the things you want, all you have to say is, "I'm wierd that way" or "I just don't believe in them" and leave it at that. Believe me, they will not think you are wierd for that sort of response, because this is the old Yankee country: people are used to people not wanting to talk about their personal business that is irrelevant to the matter at hand. "discretion is the better part of valor" and all that jazz. When they ask that sort of question, it is NOT an invitation to evangelize libertarianism (see Rule #2).
#5) Dealing strictly through e-mail is ODD. Real estate agents want to talk to you on the phone if they can't get you here to show you property. They treat email like a fax machine: to send further detailed info, but not a replacement for verbal or personal contact. Agents also find that people who deal strictly through e-mail are no better than "lookie looeys", i.e. not real customers who are interested in buying. Agents are generally socially oriented people, often extroverts, so the typical behavior of libertarians to be introverted unless we are talking in our libertarian universe, comes across as odd.
#6) If you haven't figured it out already, real estate agents are out to make money. They have lives of their own, families, and their interest is in maximizing their income. Thus, they tend to prefer to focus on homes and properties that are high value, which tend to have a lot of characteristics that we as libertarians don't like. They focus on them because to the rest of the world, those characteristics are more valuable than not having them. If you are insistent on not having those characteristics in the property you buy, then be clear about it, but also do not take it personally that the agent doesn't have a lot of regard for such properties.
My brother is different, he focuses mostly on selling land rather than developed properties, but he also has the same money motivations as everyone else, and is very busy and does very well at his trade.
#7) You are not going to find 1-2 acre lots for $1000 per acre or less with no zoning, covenants, or codes in any community that has lots of infrastructure and services, or is very close to an economic hub community.
Get over it. We don't like it, but that is one of the things that we need to change here in New Hampshire, and we can't do it without your help. You certainly won't find built homes in neighborhoods without those things. It isn't the end of the world. Some of us tried to create a community that would enable this quickly, but the loudmouths ruined it for us.
#8) Real estate agents will typically not respond to your email for a few hours, if not a few days, and because they make good money, they tend to go on vacation occasionally, like normal people. When they are working, they are typically out showing properties, and in much of this state, do not have the ability to receive emails, and sometimes even cell calls, when they are on the road. If you want a bump up the priority queue, then get off the keyboard and give your agent a phone call. Put a personal touch on it, and you will get more attention. Make a trip in state to go and look at properties.